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It pains me to give this book two stars I m so sorry Willie Maybe you should just stick to being adorable on Morning Joe, because dry humor very rarely translate well in book form.I think with comedy writers tend to over think it and they think every sentences has to be a hilarious line Which isn t the case And this satire turned out to be a little too ridiculous I couldn t even get through the chapter about Tiger Wood s sex addiction.Not to say there wasn t some truly funny parts, you just had to dig and look past the affectedly vulgar tone I also might not have enjoyed it as much considering all the jokes were rather time sensitive, and I don t care any about half of the people that are made fun of.Sorry Willie. [[ DOWNLOAD EPUB ]] ↾ American Freak Show ↴ This Is Not The First Book Written About Quantum Mechanics, But It Just Might Be The Last The Theory Presented Inside These Pages Is So Revolutionary That It Has Stunned The Scientific Community Into Reconsidering Centuries Of Thought About The Behavior Of Energy And Matter Prepare To Have Your Mind Blown Sorry, That S The Introduction To Willie Geist S Next Book The Culmination Of His Life S Work Look For It Next Spring, Just In Time For Mother S Day This Book Is About His Other Passion Freaks When He S Not In The Lab, Geist Spends His Time On MSNBC S Morning Joe Sifting Through The Wreckage Of American Politics And Popular Culture These Days, That S A Big Job With An Alaska Hockey Mom Turning, Almost Overnight, Into A National Icon And Threatening To Move From Wasilla To The White House, With The World S Most Famous Athlete Now Associated Less With The Masters And With The Strippers, And With Reality TV Working Around The Clock To Ensure The Constitutional Right Of Every Man, Woman, And Child To Fifteen Minutes Of Fame, Geist S Business Is Thriving In His Hilarious First Book, American Freak Show, Geist Takes The Smart, Biting Observation Loved By His Television Audience To New Satirical Extremes The Real Life Characters Who Now Haunt Our Daily Lives Are Cast As Stars In Completely Made Up Scenes That, Frankly, Are Not All That Far From Reality Geist Treats Us To The First Look At President Sarah Palin S Unconventional Inaugural Address, Performed Live On WWE S Monday Night Raw After Her Renegade Victory In The Election We Go Inside The Ballroom For A Dean Martin Style Welcome Roast Of Bernie Madoff Upon His Arrival In Hell, With Pol Pot Serving As Sidesplitting Roastmaster Geist Provides Us With Never Before Seen FBI Wiretap Transcripts Of The Mundane, But Equally Profane, Telephone Conversations Of Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich And George W Bush S Batting Cage And Waterslide Themed Plans For A Presidential Library Are Laid Out Publicly For The First Time From Obama To Oprah, Afghanistan To Lohan, And Snooki To The Salahis, Willie Geist Spares No One As Our Host Of This Wild American Freak Show You Ll Laugh Out Loud While Weeping For The Future Of America This book is a compilation of fake stories about famous people from politics and pop culture A few of them were funny, but I was disappointed than I was impressed, which is a real shame because I love Willie Geist on MSNBC One of the interesting stories was right at the beginning when Geist tells you about meeting former Governor Rod Blagojevich it is the only true tale in the book I think Geist would have been successful if he had written from his real life, rather than trying to create fake events. I hate having to give this book such a low rating, because I really like Willie Geist In fact, I will admit to having a bit of a crush on his very tall self Some of his premises were really very funny, and everyone he wrote about totally deserves the ridicule, but much of the cleverness was lost in so much profanity and crudeness It was overdone, in my opinion I gave it an extra star, however, for the list of people he wished he could have included at the end. I think this is one of the worst books I have ever read In fact, I usually see books all the way through This book was obviously written by Willie Geist in one day while he smoked crack cocaine This is poorly written, unimaginative, and vulgar which I only mind in combination with the first two. Yes, I will admit some chapters were funnier than others, but I think this book deserves a higher rating on here The chapter on Eliot Spitzer was so sick it actually managed to actually make me laugh out loud on the bus a very tough thing to do The stories of everyday freaks were also great I liked the vacuum one Love me some Willie. Portions of this book are laugh out loud funny And, read out loud funny, as I performed certain fabricated stories for my husband when I could stop snorting with laughter Witty Worth reading if you re up on history, religion, and culture to get it. hated it, didn t find it funny, but I misunderstood the premise when I picked it up I thought it was a book about stories that were false but represented as true, like Lies Across America when it is actually just fake stories, like The Onion or The New Yorker s Shouts Murmers. Parts of this book were pretty funny Sadly, the humor was kind of hit and miss If you like satire and enjoy reading The Onion , there is a chance that you may find this book entertaining. Mean spirited Very disappointed.